Bush en de ui

Een zeer amusante parodie van The Onion dit keer:

Though critics have argued that he does not understand the futility of his current situation, President Bush announced today that he has no plans to remove his head from its current position: wedged painfully between two balusters on a White House staircase.

“Setting a timetable for withdrawal of my head would send mixed messages about why I put my head here in the first place,” Bush said at a press conference on the Grand Staircase. “I am going to finish what I set out to accomplish here, no matter how unpopular my decision may be, or how much my head hurts while stuck between these immovable stairway posts.”